Green Glowing Pigs
Science gone wrong?The BBC reports that scientists in Taiwan have spliced the genes of jelly fish with those of a pig to produce the world's first glow in the dark pigs.
Perhaps they should create a virus that can spread the glowing gene to birds... then as they head to Turkey they can be simply shot out of the sky at night.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm